Sometimes, it just GETS to me, ya know? *sighs*

I'm very very not groovy right now.
So this is just going to be a very pointless rant.
Don't bother reading, really.

FUCK ANGELS AND DEMONS
FUCK ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO'RE SO DAMNED TAKEN WITH DAN FLIPPING BROWN
FUCK ALL YOU CONTROLLING PARENTS WHO WON'T EVEN LET US BREATHE WITHOUT RAPPING US ON OUR KNUCKLES FOR BEING TOO FUCKING LOUD
FUCK YOU PMSING BITCHES WHO HANG UP WHEN PEOPLE ARE FRICKIN MESSING WITH YOU

FUCK YOU EXHIBITIONIST ASSHOLES WHO PUT YOUR WHOLE LIVES ON FUCKING FACEBOOK AND THEN GET ALL UP IN IT WHEN PEOPLE KNOW OBSCURE RANDOM ONLY-IF-YOU-LIVE-WITH-ME THINGS ABOUT YOU

FUCK YOU E, FOR PUSHING ME TO DO SHIT I DON'T WANT TO, AND I WILL NEVER DO, EVER, SO BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY

FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAGS WHO SUCK AT BEING GOOD BOYFRIENDS

FUCK YOU, STUPID SCHOOL BOARD

FUCK YOU CRAP COMPUTER WITH SHIT ASS SPEAKERS THAT NEVER FRICKIN WORK

FUCK YOU STUPID JUNIORS WHO PUT UP TEN TRILLION BAJILLION PICTURES ON FACEBOOK OF YOUR GODDAMNED MUG, GET OVER YOUR GODDAMNED SELVES ALREADY YOU STUPID WANNABE-WHORES, YOU ARE NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING

FUCK YOU STUPID SUPERFICIAL BITCHES WHO THINK IT'S OKAY TO BE 'HALF MARRIED' WHEN YOU'RE FOURTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD

FUCK YOU MORONS WHO USE THE WORD "SEX" ALL OVER THE FLIPPING PLACE WHEN WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO IT

GET IT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMNED SYSTEM AND GO GET LAID ALREADY YOU CUNTBAGS

AND FUCK YOU JIZGUZZLERS WHO THINK YOU'RE SO GODDAMNED HOT BECAUSE YOU OWN A FUCKING GUITAR AND SWIM IN POOLS OF CASH

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN POOLS OF YOUR OWN VOMIT WITH NO PANTS ON AND NO ONE TO CLAIM YOUR STINKING BODIES

Well.

That was cathartic.

See you next week, y'all.